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 17.02.2017
For a week she pulled me to her country, all the way hinting on dishonesty, in the end, at the country I was handed a spade and 6 acres of unspoiled land, when the strawberries had already begun to grow to my arms, in my hands the saw was rolled over and a new goal was set, an old apple tree, in the reach more on an oak smiling, then a cute creature visited the absence of a shelf in the summer kitchen, which was considered a new goal, for my labor feats.
Close to the evening, when even the Negro slaves on the plantations see a third dream, and the proletariat prays for me as for a Communist god who made a five-year-old a day, I was exposed for work a projectile of 2.5 liters with a compot of hemp and salmon, then I loaded my back with a divinely soft mattress and a fabulously puffy and sweetly sounding pillow. Most likely, already in a dream, I noticed a silhouette on the background of the window, which somehow moved smoothly and did something with his skin, probably removed from himself...
And now for a week in the office the topic is that I am IMPOTENT, and after all she is so beautiful, she was wearing such underwear and she turns out to be striptease dancing for me!!! to
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