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 21.02.2017
A Question for Girls:
So for me (I am a man) the girl depicted in the picture with puppets is quite romantic (well, all that), and do women like such male faces as depicted in the picture?

YYY: I did a survey. What else to do at work?
The subjects admitted that appearance may not play any role if
"There is no man’s cheek!"
As such can act:

Horses on the cheeks (two voices)
- "Bad Look" (nine years ago)
The Voice (Thirteen Years) ) ;
- beautiful oppa ( seven votes )
Skill and ability to dance (8 years) ) ;
Tears when viewing the Titanic.
Lovely cattle (4 years)
A single grandmother!) ;
- reading poetry of the silver age (one );
Unusual – sense of humor (one aunt – I)
I don’t even know what exactly... (all fifteen).
Smart and sensitive (all fifteen)

In general, if you can crack nuts, have curly hair, have a magnetic look and a charming low voice, love poems and dance, and, of course, have a "chick" - congratulations! You are the average ideal man of dreams. Appear to the people, miracle!
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