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 22.02.2017
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xxx: sterilized cream, for 2 years of standing in the safe they did not deteriorate in the microbiological sense but completely lost consumer qualities - the fat separated and the taste was unpleasant.

Why did you keep the cream in the safe for two years?

zzz: With a note for the robbers: “Congratulations, you removed the cream”
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