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 22.02.2017
I had a acquaintance - Lennochka - a cute, slim girl. Lenočka loved cooking, especially her blenders were delicious. Lenocha wrapped beautiful upheaved cofflets. Lenny was perfect. and unmarried. No, she went on dates, but usually on the second date the gentleman began to complain about employment, and they did not meet again. There were guys who didn’t hide that they just wanted sex. The linen of such sewing, because it insulted her, she has a soul, and blinkers, and cofflets.
We tried to explain to Lennochko what it is not worth saying when dating:
Where are you working? What is normally paid? And how much?
And I think that a real man is obliged to sustain the whole family. A normal man does not have to work.
I, by the way, before this date made a manicure for myself - 2 hours of time spent and 5 thousand, and you only brought me a rose for 150 rubles.
Lennochke is 40, and in her life she meets only CAZLE, and no normal man.
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