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 26.02.2017
Kapral: I had a friend, a fan of tuning and forcing engines. Now he has a service for repair, tuning and "charge" off-road vehicles for competitions. And once he was all "drunk" over Zaporozhye motorcycles. Available and not unfortunate.
The motorcycles, of course, were not serial. And heated up! So there was another tank for 40 liters of water in the car, and a spraying pump on each boiler. When overheating, the "cold shower" was turned on.
Then some men went fishing.
On the way "there," in the shit, he bustled, then into the village for food on the same roads... the water ended, and at the rise in front of the village the motor had to be stunned, the shob did not slip from overheating. But he crossed the hill, and slightly pushing it down to the village, to the nearest well. there poured water, and while the car was poured, it cooled. Sitting down, hanging up and going. And he almost stumbled at the pillar, losing control, for he was roaring at the evil one, seeing in the mirror the rows of men from the bench opposite the well.
From their point of view - "I swallowed the constipation! the man pushed by hand! I drove to the well, poured a couple of waters in the tank - and left!and "
This is how the legends of Russian cars are born, capable of fucking driving.
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