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 28.02.2017
He tricked to leave the car at the entrance for the night not only not locked, but also with all the windows open - not the button on the key pressed. The morning came out - no one touched anything, even a bright box on the back seat in place. Nearby was parked some "Matisse" from the delivery of pizza, the driver asked:
What, was she standing there at night?
Yes you can imagine! Here I am stupid... But nobody pulled anything out, everything is fine.
What you want, Mosquito!
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