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 02.03.2017
A man goes home from work, he sees - he meets a boy of fifteen years of motorcycle, the man says to him:

What is your motorcycle name?

The Rise!

Why are you driving and not driving?

- Yes, it doesn't start, maybe the candles are set, I'll come home to see.

You are talking about candles in vain, there is obviously another reason!

What is? The boy asked with interest.

This is my motorcycle! - said the man, taking the unsuccessful thief for the shelf.



I was present at the interrogation of this minor thief. According to our legislation, when questioning a minor must be present someone of the parents and a social or pedagogical worker. Our school was on duty that day, and here I was sent.

When the man was asked, “Why didn’t he immediately say it was his motorcycle, didn’t he know anything? »

He answered:

- How not to know, I immediately learned, in so many years I know every bullet in it. I was just lazy to catch that eagle, and then to catch it all over the yard. As he took the shirt, so he said.



And the thief all claimed that only riding took, he probably knew that for the theft more paid.
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