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 02.03.2017
In every working team there is a specialist of a wide profile who equally reaches everyone and no matter what you are discussing, he always knows how to do it best.

We needed steel balls for one project, and in the amount of 4 kg and so it happened that in the room where we ordered them there was no delivery and to pick up the balls was needed at the other end of the city... And here is this specialist of a wide profile... Further dialogue (specialist -s, I-I)

C: You need to send a strong man behind the balls!

I: Why a man? The girl will do it too!

C is NO! There are 4 kg of balls.

I: And what? They are just 4 kg...it’s not hard!

They are steel!

I: And what about that? They are only 4 kg.

No, they are steel.

What if they are steel? 4 pounds!

It is steel! It is hard!

I am 4 kg! This is a little!

The conversation is clearly two fools... At some point I understand that the dispute will not end and I say

I: that is, if we took 4 kg of foam instead of steel balls, would the girl fit? ! to

C: Of course, it is a foam!

When I remembered a child’s problem about a kilogram of flour and a kilogram of iron, I realized that not everyone had a childhood.

I’ve been riding for a week 😉
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