bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 35 - ]
 02.03.2017
After meeting my friends in the cafe, I go home with a taxi. I sit in the back seat. The driver turns to me and says:

There are chocolates and biscuits next to you.

I’m sitting down, and really – two tiles of good chocolate and a bag of some biscuits. In the soul already rises the joy of anticipating a snack of snacks, and the taxi driver continues:

Try not to eat them. This I bought myself.

: – – –
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna