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 02.03.2017
My neuron networks burned my mistress.
My wife heard about the FindFace service and uploaded her photo there first (not found), then mine... and found it!
I come home, I have a scandal: from what x@I have an account on Facebook and why there is a wife - some left-handed aunt. I look at the picture and think I went out. And then I realize that it was not me who failed, it was another guy at all!
In general, a guy from Los Angeles who moved there seven years ago from Peter... If anything, you have a double in Bratsk. Nihren is not a programmer, but a dentist. If anything, we can go away!
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