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 03.03.2017

The literary institute, the exam on the history of Russia, is accepted by Alexander Sergeevich Orlov, author of numerous textbooks, a teacher with an excellent sense of humor and just a good person.
One of the students is worried, knocks at the door, and can not enter - he is afraid. Thus, without exaggerating himself, he knocks and just slides the fence under the door.
A few seconds of silence, then the heavy steps of Orlov, "wzhuh" - the spark is already inside.
A minute passes, after her second, and here is the lock again at the door.
With a shaking hand, the student takes it, opens it, and there "excellent"! And the attribute - "for originality".
Another student, seeing all this, immediately repeats the manoeuvre. Again "squeeze", the inlet inside, but this time it comes back faster.
The fan of the halva Alexander Sergeevich put "ud" with a commentary: "already unoriginal".
The exam went as usual.
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