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 06.03.2017
I read the safety technique in the instructions for the new utyug. The first paragraph in different languages:
English: "The plug should be taken out of the socket before filling water".
In Ukrainian: "Before filling water always switch out the device from the socket".
The same meaning, as far as I understand, in Polish, Bulgarian and other languages... but Russian!
In Russian: "Before pouring water put the fork in the socket" (!!!)
I don’t seem to like the mosquitoes.
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