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 06.03.2017
The little girl announced that when she grows up she will become a princess.
I dressed here recently, dresses-bushes-bands, all that... In the evening, Daddy comes and, when he sees the very upset daughter, says:
Do princesses have such dirty legs? Go quickly change your clothes!
My daughter, I thought a little:
I decided to become an astronaut.
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