bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 31 - ]
 08.03.2017
<NEWS>: Chimpanzees "worship the created sanctuaries
It is really a sensation. For the first time, scientists have seen the birth of religion not in humans, but in animals! Namely, a group of chimpanzees in Africa without any sense began to build pyramids of stones in empty trunks of old trees. Cameras recorded how it happened.

Alco Pony: It would be fun if during the apocalypse it turned out that the only true religion was these chimpanzees, and all the other creatures go to hell

Versager: You find yourself at the gate of paradise, and the archangel at the entrance - scratches his naked ass with a machined hand and chews a banana.
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna