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 08.03.2017
Proger: How would I explain to you... These integrators... Proposes to save money to make a hammer and sink on one pen.
Basist: Is this the type of branch with a sharrer?
The loser: No! It is on one end of the methole, on the other - a slide!
The bassist :)
Proger: I say: "Ofigenic marketing! Give me two!" – They don’t come in. "On the contrary, it will be a single integrated solution."
The gunmen like to do that.
Proger: On the question "you know how to use it?" they answer "A, yes. The problem is clear!) then you can make a connector handle on the chain."
Bassist: ROFL Wait, I have to do it!
Proger: Guy, it was an illusion.
Fuck the illusions! A servant armed with knives from the venues! It will destroy anyone! I want to see this anime!
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