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 11.03.2017
We sit with a friend in a cafe, a guy with a girl is sitting at the next table. Immediately it is visible that the girl really likes the guy, he, then the affair constantly with her about something, does not want there to be an uncomfortable pause in communication. And Madam herself zero attention to him, sitting in her iPhone and she is okay. Here she suddenly breaks off from the smartphone and says to the guy, "I didn't understand, but why am I sitting here with you? “Call a taxi, I’m going home.”
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