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 14.03.2017
You and your loved one have a similar taste.

One day a girl asked me:

What is the ideal of female sexuality?

The girl was stupid. With her the number of type “Well, of course you are my ideal” would not run. But for the case, I clarified:

In other words, besides you?

Having received a grateful smile and an affirmative response, I began to think feverishly.

The question is slippery. You can't call a real ex-girlfriend - you can get jealous. Calling an actress is also a choice for yourself. It turns out that I have a specific pattern and it will prove that it is necessarily giving in some way.

Eventually I found:

and Jessica Rabbit.

The girl thoughtfully said. I also have...
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