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 14.03.2017
There was one uninteresting story about the relationship between the Japanese and the letter "r" - the time of that sluggish interference on the Pacific TVD, which the Americans pathetically consider their contribution to Victory.

In short, the Japanese do not pronounce the letter "L". The word “in general”. In particular, the Chinese name Liu in them turned into Ryu. So, the citizens of the samurai, as well as the descendants of the Asigar, wishing to cause damage to the enemy with even a carcass, but in case of injury, crawled somewhere beyond the dunes and cried: "Doctor!"In the sense of "Medic!"Sanitar with a sharp iguana passed under the flank fire to the "injured", and that with all gratitude put a stick in his throat - after which it was possible to go to Amateras, with a sense of fulfillment of duty to the Motherland and mycado.

Yankees did not approve of this approach, obviously. As far as Mr. MacArthur
Comrades rattled their foreheads, cuddling, as if to understand the yellowish macacos, that for such jokes you can also walk on "Missouri" (in a bad sense, please note), the initiative from below was ripe. Now, if the patient urgently needed a little bandage, iodine and alcohol, it was supposed to yell “Talula!” that is, “Talulah!” The maximum that could come out is "Taru!" which, of course, was burned by American doctors at once, and the patient was eventually sent not a red cross, but a couple of salves from "Garanda".
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