bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 39 - ]
 19.03.2017
Recently he met with one CEO of a company engaged in the production and sale of heating equipment, he needed to help find a personal assistant.



I began to list the requirements, in my head I had a fast evening - for seventy thousand rubles he wanted a person to understand the commercial side of his company, was taught in law, finance, worked for him 24/7, decided including personal affairs (children there to find a kindergarten, family holiday to organize), and in addition the girl must have a model appearance.



"Well you understand," he said, "sometimes you will have to meet with status people, you need to make a person present.



- You probably need to know the heating equipment at the expert level, since this is your main product? I’ve already gotten into a straightforward sting.



- In general, yes - replied the uncle thoughtfully - it would be useful. Generally speaking, I need someone who is as competent as I am, and better, more competent in all matters. Why should I be a less competent person?

But do you realize that you have just estimated your own competence at 70 thousand rubles? I ask him.



Uncle didn’t find anything to answer.
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna