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 21.03.2017
My grandfather is 88 years old. The construction engineer. There is already an enormous life experience behind his shoulders, and the intriguing mind has still remained sharp and hungry for news and strange things.



One day, we sit with him at the table. We ate lunch, we drank tea, we talked about the modern, unusual world: about phones without wires and televisions without thickness, about computers and the Internet... In these matters at the level of theorist he understands, yet an engineer. And then my grandfather asks me a seemingly simple question, “Here you’re a ‘web designer’, and what does that mean?” Ohoh, my brains have shaken. First I found out that he perceives the Internet as a "wire network" that connects computers, like phone lines, so that you can make calls on Skype and show videos. Then it was decided to expand the understanding a little and say that there is a kind of library in this network, in which you can find any information, you just need to ask and it will appear. Sometimes, this information is simple and small enough for it, and sometimes you need a whole book - which should be beautifully decorated, convenient and understandable:



These are the “books” – the internet pages I create! So decent, I thought.

That’s how they are, really, aren’t they?

Why not? There is! They can be printed on paper if needed, but they are all stored on the net.

and well. So you make non-existent books that are somewhere on the web, but if you don’t ask about them, you won’t know what they are?

It’s always there, you just have to know what you’re looking for.

Oh well okay. Do you have a normal job? My grandfather asked me.
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