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 25.03.2017
From the memories of Innocent Smokutnovsky: We filmed in Crimea, the shootings took place on the shore of the sea. It was hot. During the lunch break, the whole group went swimming. And I, of course, too. I was swimming, I was swimming, I heard them call. Well, I’m a disciplined actor: they’re called I’m going. The operator says, “You have to finish everything until the sun is gone.” Must be so. I have already sat on the makeup and I feel something wrong, some discomfort. Suddenly I realize that there is no jaw in my mouth! He broke out when he was diving. I immediately went to the director, “I lost my jaw!” And he runs and all around with him. They think I’m playing them. I proved for half an hour that I wasn’t joking. Well, and when it came to them that this was true, it became all sad and sad. We cannot film. And even the pre-last day of the month, if the filmed material will not be sent to Moscow tonight, the plan will go to hell, and accordingly, the premium. Here the people stopped having fun entirely and began to look at me so closely... The director says to the director: "I don't know anything, turn out as you want, but in a maximum of half an hour I Smokutnovsky was in the frame!" The director – to the artists, to the buffaloes, and those: “What are we doing? We are not dentists.” In short, the director in desperation grabs a megaphone and a whistle on the entire beach, that to the one who finds the jaw of Smokutnovsky, he personally rolls out five bottles of cognac. After these words, everyone fell into the water (even those who did not work in our filming group). Dive, dive... a long time... And then, you can imagine? One of the lights was lucky. It fades, mouth to ears, and in the hand - the jaw. Well, everyone immediately rushed to prepare for the shootings until the sun was gone. I quickly grabbed my jaw, swung in my mouth, and she... You imagine...? Not my...
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