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 01.04.2017
In the dining room:
XXX: Give me a salad.
Yyy: It doesn’t look very fresh, don’t you fear it’s going to be bad?
If I suddenly get bad, I will have an official reason not to go out tomorrow for this stupid Saturday.
Give me two salads.
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