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 02.04.2017
The Telepatic Designers

And I have the opposite reason to raise and take something heavy into my hands: woe-designers "And I see it!". Planned to build a house. I come to the office, please help with an individual project, I list very clearly what is strictly obligatory in the house, and what should not be. Big windows across the wall and white colour all in a row – the last whisper of fashion, how you don’t understand! There is no TV and there will be no TV. I will, I said! Your guests will die without him and you will have problems with the law! Furniture is just that and there are no styles except minimalism! I’ll go to the office on Monday, but I’ll go to the office on Monday.
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