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 04.04.2017
I went to work early with a colleague. The dawn is just beginning on the street. The building is empty: we, and the guards at the entrance. They went into the office, dropped their bags, decided to go out, smoke.
We called the elevator, we went... Here it stopped sharply, the light went out. We stand. The door slowly opens and we get out. The door is immediately turned back.
But the funniest thing is the lifts disconnected (all!), a flashing lamp of corridor lighting (a couple still burn more statically, the rest off) and open (some semi-open) doors of empty cabinets... At such moments you obviously do not want to see the emblem of Ambrella somewhere on the wall next to...

WOW: Oh, you’re not a kind of nonsense, Mila Jovovich...
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