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 29.01.2009
I watch the students cheer, who of them did no more and gave it all.
Oh...
When I was a student, I gave the right to a very nice woman. She was a practising lawyer, and I expected that such a specialist would now chase me from and to across the background.
She looked at me and, without asking anything, asked:
What assessment do you put?
Five would I like.
“Good,” she said, and began to write in a checklist.
And you won’t even ask anything, I was surprised.
She turned away from filling the note, looked at me carefully and said:
Remember, young man, the less you know, the more valuable I am as an expert.
This phrase I remembered for my whole life and I no longer suffered from figured during classes.
And now is the time for me, already a docent and at the same time a practising building designer, to repeat the same thing:
Students, please do not study. Try to get as much as possible on the hole! The less you know after graduation, the more valuable I am as a specialist and the higher the salary I can demand for my services!
Please...
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