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 10.04.2017
Hello, I ordered you on this site.
Yes, thank you, the order has been confirmed and sent to process!
Client: Where are you?
Director: In St. Petersburg
Customer: I need you to deliver my order to Ufa, before the end of the working day!
Manager: Sorry, the rocket fuel we have finished, in Vasya on a bicycle probably won't have time!
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