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 10.04.2017
I work as a security guard in the club. I come home late and very tired. I sleep until lunch. When someone calls me on my cell phone before lunch, my four-year-old daughter always answers the call with the phrase: “Who are you, monster?” Daddy is sleeping!"
I have taught :)
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