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 10.04.2017
I met in the club with a man - beautiful, charming, I liked it very much, so in a couple of hours we passionately kissed in a taxi on the way to his home. In the apartment, I went to the bathroom to get myself in order, and the devil struck me to look into the closet under the dishwasher! There, in different banks, spirited organs floated, two skulls stood behind each other and a cup full of human teeth. I trembled instantly. I rushed to the front door with all my legs, and it is already locked and he goes out of the kitchen with his words, smiles cleverly and begins to approach me. I shouted hysterically, struck him, and myself barricaded in the bathroom and called the police.
In general, the maniac was a professor of anatomy at a medical university, and all I saw was the drugs he prepared for the department. It was very shameful. And he didn’t say anything about me, even invited me to a second date.
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