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 29.01.2009
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Well, I don’t know, maybe the earth is really small, or maybe...

Everyone in order. I bought tickets at the D.C. box office. to the window.

A small, but close to reference railway, but the main thing is not that, but that,

all over the railway station and the station, from this certificate through

The advertisement goes, such as: "If you have not met relatives and acquaintances,

You can contact the reference desk to submit a voice announcement.” This is

I want you to understand why this man appeared. Normal such

A man under 60. With a drunk spark in the eyes and with a big

The road bag. Waiting for the window to be released, he

He approached and asked a reasonable question:

- Strange, is it you that click here who can you?

Strange, twenty-five years old, you were a little offended, even through the glass.

I saw the sponges swallow. Work is work:

Do you want an announcement? She asked.

Well, in your copper, he himself.

Have you met someone?

“Well, I met no one, seven hours before my train, and no one.

I met. You would click, right?

Speak the names.

- Well, that is... - the man thought for a second, - click Sasha Vorfolomeeva,

Or not, it’s better to get rid of it. Oh, good grandmother is a factory! And on the front.

He added a little quieter, but everyone heard. And then he

He looked around, and in his eyes clearly read some intimate nostalgia.

- I am not interested in such details, - said the strict stranger.

That’s so clear, it’s what it’s for. You are a beautiful woman. Heaven with

Working on the line of accompanying persons, - stumbled from

Memories of Man.

The stranger squeezed a little, but accepted the compliment. So I asked already

and soft:

What kind of train is needed?

“Take me that train, iron dwarf! A man, swallowing

with an unintelligent sight, I tell you, man to me.

must be. I have vodka full of riddle, and meet someone I don’t know.

I can. I have a lot more to do here.

Which train did they arrive on? I corrected the question a little.

The wild.

If I knew, I would have tempted you. I would meet, not again.

Understood the man.

Did they come or not? The compliment seemed to have worked.

I know where I am. Maybe they came, maybe not. Click on them and there.

Let us see.

Should they have come at all? The beast had an angel.

I was patient, but I started to suspect.

I read them, I haven’t seen them for twenty years.

and more.

You just throw the money in the wind! Understanding what

The result was wild.

and yes? And what to do? Remove the man.

You are more visible.

You know, let’s click like that. Let those who know me come here.

They will come, I’ll wait for them here.

Do you think many people know you? The wild man asked.

- Oh girl, I am the whole former Union along and across from my youth.

has passed. From Ukraine to Sakhalin, from Yakutia to China. Probably who

Let him know.

Let us say your name.

After a minute, the speakers said: "A request to those who know Yuri

Go to the reference railway station.” The man was standing at that time.

A little on the side. Within a minute, everyone’s interest in him disappeared.

Me, by the way, too. And they remembered it only when they separated.

The Scream:

The Jurassic!! to

and Tolkien!! to

How many winters, how many years!

This is the meeting!! And so on, plus warm arms and

Snooping on the back. In a couple of minutes, the same thing.

Looking at each other, shouting, screaming and whispering,

Bishop, with a travel bag, left the box office.

Here I think, or the earth is really small or a man in his life.

Did you travel and travel a lot? The most important thing now is that you know

to do if you are alone at a foreign station, and for those who know Yuri

Kojemya, I report that he apparently has already left Moscow. Despite judging him

Ridicule, the hell knows it.
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