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 10.04.2017
I went home from work tired, ill, with a lack of care. A guy with a knife jumped out of the bushes, and said, “Give money!” and I offered him to go over the money instead. While the robber was in a stupor, I dragged him into the bushes. Fuck me right there. I jumped on him like crazy. The guy metals, as soon as she finished, dropped me from her member, called me a perverse and washed. I left my jacket. I was dirty, but I went home happy. I, a 28-year-old careerist, raped the robber Sasha in the park. I forgot my student jacket.
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