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 11.04.2017
I go on the bus. The morning.
There is a woman with a 12-year-old boy, sitting opposite a girl, more precisely sleeping.
The dialogue between them:
Girl (touching the shoulder), please give a place to the child!
With difficulty opening her sleepy eyes, she tries to understand what they want from her. He addresses the boy:
Do you have two jobs?
and Nea.
Do you study from 8:30 to 17:30?
Up to 13.
Do you sleep 4 hours a day?
He turns his head.
Can I continue to sleep?
Actually what she did.
What a dissonance she caused between the nearby nurses!
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