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 01.02.2008
I walked with a new girl last night. Then I went to work in the morning. I get two sms in a row from her -
1st "How are you now a poor little puppy at work. I love you so much and I love you so much ""
2nd "Oh you guys! Do not disperse! Call me, let’s talk a few more times. P.S You have a great member!"
in 10 minutes - "shortly choose yourself, I can't decide which one to send)"
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