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 14.04.2017
Gladiator battles in the remson.

Spring has arrived, exacerbating the population. Together with astute.
There is one camera.
The American Passat B5.
and EZS?
and yes.
43,000 in exchange.
What if I leave mine?
Why is she to you?
I sell.
Murdoch will be killed.
It is not your business. How much to remove?
and 7000.
Is it oil?
and ah. With the sunshine.
Which?
and refined. 1 liter for ladies. A kilo of potatoes.
It was a long time, but I came with the ACP.
I look at his purchased box – I don’t actively like it. Flows atf, the oil smells of burning friction.
Where did you take her?
The man has one.
Write it up.
He does not respond.
Probably not working.
You say that you want to take money out of me! I know you!
and OK. The money forward. And sign here that we are not responsible for the result.
What if I don’t sign?
Then take the car.
He signs, but he signs. Waits for the take-off of the acp, throws it into the trunk of a friend and leaves.
He comes for the car tonight. She is not expected to go. WOW, scream – “You put it wrong!“”
I meditate, dreaming of bloody vengeance.
Take her!
and 3500
For what?! to
For my country, my son.
I have you, you have me, everywhere about you... what a boring...
But I want to give it so that I hold my hands behind my back.
He pulls the ashes into the neighboring boxing room with colleagues.
The FFU.
In the morning his astral brother calls. I also bought – I want to put.
For your dead box, you are ready to do it.
and OK.
Bringing the car and the drill box that we removed from the car of the first frame. It is impossible to make a mistake - I pulled her shell off myself. They say Moscow is big. of the village. Not the world is a thin layer.
I begin to crawl. I call the owner. Moore so and so. Just removed this ACP - it is not working.
In response to all. and double two:
You say that you want to get money from me! I know you!
Fuck you, the goldfish.
We change, we put, we start – it doesn’t work. Who would doubt.
Oh, scream, I will tell you all, scammers.
The telephone call is clearly turned off.
The mood grows in the eyes.
Do you want me to be sold for a gift?
Where will you find him for me?
In the neighboring box. I will call my colleague.
Sasha, when will that pass out?
Tonight at 6. How did he borrow me...
Do you like to watch bulls?
and?
You will see today.
She was sitting until evening. Six, seven, and eighth, no one goes away from work. My employees, regardless of families, are waiting for performances.
And here...oppanki...and somebody from the straw came down, probably my sweet one is going...

It was worth it. The battle of the two pitches raised the mood of the whole reembassy. In the course of the play, they even turned the hose of work (which I kindly put up) - and rolled in a brown hose, hammering each other on shameless haras. I was filled with the laughter of the full hyena and gave advice.
Put it in the dog! Go to Husains! On his eggs, on his eggs!
He also whispered and whispered.

Then the battle of the sides passed to the moral side of the matter. Thanks to my peacekeeping efforts (and he even called you a Sidor! You are naked. And the yellow fish. Yes to! Yes to! The Frog! And the Earth Worm! The discussion was deemed unconstructive and continued.
For 30 minutes, they cheered our shameless eyes. They split up friends to see anybody else.
What to do? Our work is boring, we don’t go to theaters. At least what a fun.
And a damn.
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