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 14.04.2017
When relatives have an exacerbation, it is very important to turn off the light and throw a grenade. I came from a walk, I dressed the child, my mother came to visit and began to take the brain off the threshold. From the section "will only be followed".
M: You probably forgot to buy me soap! A clean Thursday! What do you think? How could you? An ungrateful creature, a stupid crown.
I am borrowed! I bought it and put it on the shelf in the kitchen.
M: You definitely bought "H" and not "U"? Probably confused!
I am: "X" Lie on the shelf.
Then there is a flow of consciousness mixed with insults and phrases "your life is fucking! "and the son of Marwanna has achieved everything!". He takes soap. is leaving.

I eat valerian, I try to distract myself - I open up some joke test. On the question "what you associate with the family" I hang, because they offer photos of cake, dogs and a picnic, and I have nothing but a steel pile and in my mind it is not.
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