Absolutely real story.
My friend worked in the grill. His girlfriend came to visit him at work. I sit next to my girlfriend and smoke. There were always prostitutes. Then the nine comes in, a guy rises up from her and asks:
How much?
The girl, deciding that he is about the chicken, replies carelessly
A total of 300, half of 150.
Smiley o_0 slowly disappeared behind the rising toned glass.