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 29.01.2009
--->> Haexsoos: Ah, now let’s calculate:
1st Add to my modest salary 25 pieces that you pay for the apartment.
2nd We have in the bars a spill of 60p, as far as I remember in the goldhead, this amount is somewhere 200p. Given that you drink like me, all the seats go out to you somewhere, and I am a hundred for three.
I can actually ride a car in my "Zazopingsk"
3.1 I don’t need to remember on Monday that I didn’t buy a subway card
3.1.1 I do not need to buy a metro card at all
3.1.1 I have heard from you that they are still standing nicely
You will never buy an apartment in Moscow.
You get to work > in less than an hour. (I get up 15 minutes before the beginning of the day, eat spices and sit behind the car)
5.1 The same goes for work. So add to your working hours the time you spend in the subway and the road. How much did you succeed?
My working day may start at 8 a.m. but end at 5.
6.1 and at 18:00 I can already drink with friends in the billiard, or be with a girl in the movie, and you?
6.1.1 and the movie here will also be cheaper
You have to spend on regular trips to your hometown, I don’t.

This should be written on all the stations, maybe then in Moscow you will be able to live quietly in Moscow, and not drown in the crowd of incomprehensible churks and provinces, which for some reason all bars and bars into the capital.
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