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 30.01.2009
It was a peeled pizza. I decided to try the recipe, ruined a pack of peelings. He sat down, smoked, and modernized it a little. He poured out a pack of ice cream pellets in the shape of a cake (or just a metal plate which is not a pity), placed slices of cheese on top, and generously smeared it with mayonnaise. Bacon in the oven (250 degrees, about 15 minutes), chewed under the beer - it was very delicious. Then I continued the experiment, placed under the pellet rings of onions, a laurel leaf, and also dried the pellet with pepper and dried crop, but this time I baked it in the microwave, in a glass plate with a cap (800 watts, 5 minutes). I have not eaten such delicious food for a long time. I understand that this is not funny, I write to help students and all those people who, due to circumstances, can not stand at the plate for a long time.
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