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 19.04.2017
The Father:

Many mothers are happy. They lead children, almost from birth, to developers, swimming pools, logopedists. As a man who graduated from school in 92 with a medal, a university in 97 with a red diploma, who passed Abkhazia, Chechnya, who read so many books that so many of them were written, the father of a three-year-old child, not a spock and not a nicitin, and who has not achieved such prosperity as Vasya, a neighbor who is dumb, I will tell you that, I believe, the child will need in the future life. English, fighting - from 5 to 12, Thai boxing from 13 to 18, minimum gun shooting skills, and not being a fool.

That is right. Well, why developers, logopedists... Only, IMHO, here and English is superfluous - with such skills of fighting and boxing who will risk not to understand you, even if you are not logical and do not speak half the letters of the alphabet, or speak in an unfamiliar language.
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