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 30.01.2009
Anti-crisis diet

1st I froze the sausage, three on a roast, sliced the bread with mayonnaise and roasted.

Throw the sauce. Delicious and practical, and most importantly a lot: one sausage

It is enough for 5-10 sandwiches.

2nd If the hunger does not let you sleep, quickly pour out two cups of boiling water and lie down.

to sleep. The brain will not immediately realize that the stomach has been deceived.

Three If black bread is rubbed with garlic, it smells like sausage.

4 is If you freeze the egg, cut it in half and put it on a bowl,

There will be two yellow eyes.

5 is The tea can be prepared seven times. In the eighth chapter, the

Look at that jade.
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