I remembered the office case of the era of the ICQ cult. It was, and for me remains, an easy way to communicate quickly with the company’s partners. And one day, my relationship with the PR manager of the local TV channel grew into an exchange of "asky" numbers. I dictated the numbers on the phone, waiting for her message. I waited for a few hours, probably forgot about her, and when a call from the girl came out, I noticed that 2-3 hours had passed. It should be added that at the time, spam was extremely common in ICQ, so it was hidden from robots with questions about authorization. I had a simple: 2 + 2 = and I needed to give the correct answer 4. Then the dialogue, where I am “I” and the girl is “D”.



D: Sasha, I can’t add you, the question is strange and I don’t know the answer.

Do you know how much is 2+2?

D: Well, I’m killing “family,” but he’s writing that’s the wrong answer.

I: Sorry, what are you answering? (Surprised to grow into something more)

D is family. Two people and two children are the same family.

I : What? (I’ve started to roast here)

You are talking about family, right?

I: This is arithmetic, kill 4.

D: Fuck, I’ve asked the entire editorial board what stupid question you’ve come up with! Hulk is angry.



As a result, the girl was still trolled for a long time, although in those days trolls were called only fairy-tale characters.