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 23.04.2017
Today we have witnessed an interesting theory of origin.

The subway, a pair of a boy and a girl of a mongoloid exterior, the narrow eyes of the girl makes you think about whether there are eyes. The couple quarrels and the guy calls the girl a stupid sheep. She quiets for a moment, and very slowly, with a clear setting, asks the question: "You know why the goddess gave me such narrow eyes? “!” The guy quietly looks at her, not understanding anything. Having endured the MHAT pause, she continues: "This is for me not to crack when I'm looking for your member."
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