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 26.04.2017
At the meeting, Anton boasted that he specifically registered on the site to call me on a date. How would you refuse? Especially sympathetic.

We walked in the park and talked. The bell ringed at the nearest church.

Are you a believer? – He has stumbled.

and no.

Do you not go to church?

and no.



After a few meetings, we visited him. The guy helped me take off my jacket, decidedly went to the kitchen and poured me a full glass of water from a large bottle.

and drink!

What is it?

Holy water, drink it

Why Why?

My mom asked me to check if you were smoking.
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