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 03.05.2017
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My mom just came to complain. She has a cell phone - a Samsung shell, which she has already bought. The cover holds on one loop, it is all beaten and crushed, when you open it, it crushes it, it is about to collapse. His dynamic was broken. She took it to the service. Surprisingly, they were repaired. Here is the complaint:
The xxx:
He takes the phone, carries it to me, stumbles and runs! Something has flown!! to
I am sure he is not specifically. What said?
- said that he will fix everything, even change the cover and fix everything (I imagine with what hatred she gave him the appearance)
Well is normal. He will fix it, he will not take the money. What is wrong?
How could it have fallen?! to
Have you ever robbed anything in your life? Didn’t your phone break?
I did it a hundred times and it worked!!! to
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