I walk with a girl (D) in the park. Sit on the bench, we talk.

A woman (J) runs and begins a classic speech on the subject:

Give the girl flowers!

With my mademoiselle together for quite a long time, so the purchase of "baby nuts" goes, mostly, on schedule (yes, I am about z / p).

I understand that a woman just won't lag behind, and I don't want to offend with a rough message, I say a simple phrase:

I am a homicide.



Breaking the pattern. The woman froze for 10 seconds - literally a scream of working twists was heard. She gathered with thoughts and silently departed from us.

A small but so nice blue win :)



The next day we went for a walk again to the same place.

The same woman fits, but already turns to my girlfriend. I don’t know if she thought about it for a minute, or a whole night, but she said the following:

Girl, buy the young man flowers!

It didn’t hurt me, it smiled. No, well, I myself like her admitted in rear-driving, so to offend or start blasphemy is stupid.

My wife got out of the situation:

I am more about girls...



The woman is silent, I look at her face. After 10 seconds she said:

It is gone, fucking, the pirates!

He leaves at sunset.



We ate ice cream and went home.