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 09.05.2017
xxx: How to overcome the embarrassment to go to the intimate shop?

YYY: No of course. Just take it and go in. It’s almost the same as being fat, going to the puppy for the first time. At some point you realize that you either cheer at everyone or don’t cheer at a couple of idiots you’re unlikely to ever meet again in your life.

zzz: This comparison with the cockroach is very accurate. I’m fat, and I’ve had to get around for a long time and take myself in my hands before I first went into the bucket and asked where they had the giant dildo here.
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