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 10.05.2017
When I was a child, I watched the 911 television show about the emergency calls. After seeing her, I became panically afraid of the fire in the apartment. In this case, I even prepared a special "alarm suitcase", which must be rescued first and which has everything necessary.



One day I had a nightmare about a fire, I woke up with a cry in a cold sweat and used to check an alarming suitcase. Little of something.



After this, my mother struck me and was not lazy to ask what I had prepared for salvation.

Okay the blanket. If it is cold. Good candy if there is nothing to eat. But my old pudding you why?



She had no idea that the powder was the most important thing. I could call a ninja turtle.
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