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 13.05.2017
gishpanets> So I forgot my wife on the track.
Stopped "to the bushes", I did the first work. The wife approaches (she always drives from behind), knocks on the back door, well, I went.
I stumbled in minutes after 10, when my request "Zay, give me a drink" was ignored due to the absence of a...
Oh guys... what I heard about myself when I came back for her...I’d better not come back)))))

And the door stumbled because she decided to put the bag back and sit in front of her.
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