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 14.05.2017
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I know by the nature of my activity that vegans - those who have completely abandoned products of animal origin - have a restructuring of the body. The breakout begins in the second week. They call it ‘cleansing’, which is partially true. There is a restructuring of the endocrine system. after a year of veganism, the work of the pancreas is severely suppressed. The cellar is virtually not working. And if you eat at least half an egg, then it will be just poisoning, because there are no additional food processors in the stomach. Toxicological poisoning, to be precise, was personally observed.
There are plenty of vegans around me. Reasonable, not ideological idiots. And there is one interesting observation: vegan children eat the same meat foolishly. So at the holiday table, two small children of our vegan girlfriend and wife dared in the first 15 minutes all the meat slices designed for 6 adults. The children are not without meat, eselcho. Only the candy will prefer the catlet, which we have observed - these children have not even tried any of the sweets prepared for them.
This is the turn! This effect is seen in many families. I don’t know everything, I won’t cheat.
Disputes on the subject can end. I am not publishing an opinion, but the results of numerous observations. I don’t think that an experienced gastroenterologist or an advanced surgeon will run to the forum, whose opinions would be interesting.
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