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 17.05.2017
Whose epic power
Has my daughter awakened?
Who walked in the darkness of night,
Eating the wheat?

Who walked over me in the night,
On the walls and on the closets?
Whose powerful
Did you wake me up at five in the morning?

Whoever pulled his tail,
Did you bring me a chair?
Who is unwashed
Was it my and my mom’s bite?

Whose shorts
Equal on all sides.
They stand in a blatant shame.
between me and the monitor.and :-)

Drinking from the toilet.
Eaten the flowers from the vase.
Who sits on the balcony
A field like a horse?

Cat, you are wrong now!
You wiped out your terrible bite!
What an unclean force.
Have you bitten my hand?
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