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 17.05.2017
Alena: I drank wine, Spain, "from carefully selected grapes"... I began to sneeze, my nose stopped breathing.

Julia: I drank wine containing sulfur dioxide. I woke up in the morning with a condom in my pop. Morality: Not everything is as harmful as sulfur dioxide. It is important to know the measure in alcohol.
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